United Horsemen 6/11/2011, Paraphrased

In today’s effort to protect my sanity exercise my humor bone, I decided to paraphrase an open letter from the United Horsemen organization written by Sue Wallis, part-time Wyoming State Representative and full-time, ehm, fiction writer. Here’s what I got. (Certainly, if I were to do something like this again, I’d hope for a better mark-up editor than Adobe Acrobat. Brrr.)